r/nottheonion - Page 6

146 words Convicted paedophile battling police to keep job as ice cream man 141 words With Canada and Mexico borders closed, Americans are trapped in their own healthcare system 114 words Controversial law allows police to seize and sell cars of non-lawbreakers, keeping the proceeds 132 words Top US general tells Congress the military won't play a role in the 2020 election 134 words Netflix Faces Severe Backlash For Promoting ‘Cuties’ Sexualizing 11-Yr Old Young Girls As The Plot 127 words Statue of abolitionist Frederick Douglass ripped from base in Rochester, N.Y., park 162 words Tampa man quarantined alone with hundreds of parrots — but says it wasn’t by choice 267 words Student activists call for Lincoln, other monuments to be removed from UW campus 270 words Michigan candidate's daughter urges people not to vote for him in viral tweet 191 words CEO asks employees to lie on timecards or risk job losses — violating labour laws 119 words Wife of Derek Chauvin, officer charged with murder in George Floyd's death, files for divorce 289 words Black delivery driver blocked into Oklahoma neighborhood by HOA president 238 words Black delivery driver blocked into Oklahoma neighborhood by HOA president 237 words Black delivery driver blocked into Oklahoma neighborhood by HOA president 147 words Baltimore restaurant owner can't get employees to return because they make more in unemployment 313 words Report: Man caught camping on Disney’s Discovery Island says it was ‘tropical paradise' 438 words Coronavirus homeschooling: 77 percent of parents agree teachers should be paid more after teaching own kids, study says 184 words Coronavirus Florida: Bradenton ‘church’ ordered to stop selling bleach as COVID-19 miracle cure 158 words Dr. Oz apologizes for saying reopening schools is an "appetizing opportunity" because it would only kill 2-3% more people 132 words Clip of Pope saying Scotch whisky is 'the real holy water' censored by Vatican