r/redditwritesseinfeld

753 words Jerry does a comedy bit on being pee shy. George admits to the gang that he is pee shy. Elaine finds the whole thing hilarious until she becomes pee shy. Kramer can only pee when people are around. 345 words George receives divorce papers in the mail from someone who stole his Identity to commit tax fraud by pretending to be married to him. Jerry's new girlfriend has the same laugh as his mom. Elaine clashes with the new hire Enaile Seneb. Kramer Takes a bet he can't not talk for an entire week. 155 words Jerry’s girlfriend loves writing Jerry little notes and poems and he can’t take it. Elaine pitches a new clothing idea to Peterman which he absolutely loves. The idea was stolen from George who is furious. Kramer thinks his new neighbor is psychic. 258 words Elaine is moving apartments and is insulted when she can’t find a buyer for her mattress. George tries to convince her that owning more than one pillow is a waste of money. On the road, Jerry’s hotel reservation is lost, and he’s forced to sleep in his car. Kramer insists he knew the Lazy Susan. 510 words Kramer dresses as a member of the KKK and George wears blackface to a Halloween party..... 368 words After Jerry bans Kramer from borrowing things he vows to return all of it. A female George had briefly dated now works for Elaine as a professional cleaning consultant who she hired to help declutter her apartment, has terrible stories about him. 318 words After Jerry bans Kramer from borrowing things he vows to return all of it. A female George had briefly dated now works for Elaine as a professional cleaning consultant who she hired to help declutter her apartment, has terrible stories about him. 648 words Elaine swipes Kramer's fortune cookie, thus "stealing his future". Jerry discovers his new girlfriend's phone has the word "chupacabra" as an autocorrect word. After throwing away his Livestrong bracelet, George tries to figure out which donation bracelet appeals the most to women. 649 words Elaine swipes Kramer's fortune cookie, thus "stealing his future". Jerry discovers his new girlfriend's phone has the word "chupacabra" as an autocorrect word. After throwing away his Livestrong bracelet, George tries to figure out which donation bracelet appeals the most to women. 792 words [Prompt] George becomes paranoid after illegally downloading a movie; Jerry develops a bromance with Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer becomes involved with a Ukrainian-American civic group and unwittingly enlists in the Ukrainian Army.