Scene VI: Jerry’s apartment

K: Here are more of your stuff

J: Gee thanks, Kramer. You still have more but I’ll lift the ban.

K: No Jerry. This is important that you know I’m accountable. I’ll return all of your things to you. Here try on the coat.

[George enters]

G: [speaking fast and nervously] Have you spoken to Elaine yet?

J: About what?

G: I remember why that woman broke up with me and I need to tell Elaine my side of the story first.

J: What is it?

G: Kramer you can’t be here for this.

K: Why not?

G: This is a private matter that I don’t want you to know.

K: But you’re telling Jerry.

J: Kramer, go find the rest of my stuff.

[Kramer leaves, disappointed]

G: Remember when I was getting free cable?

J: Yeah. You hardly left the apartment because you were also getting the adult channels.

G: Well that was about the time I was dating Alexandria. She came over because we were supposed to meet one day. I wasn’t ready yet. I was still in my bathrobe so I told her to wait for me. She turned on the TV and it was in the middle of a very graphic scene.

J: Oh my.

G: When I walked out of the bedroom, the TV was left on, the door was open, and she was gone. My neighbors were standing there, in my doorway, looking at my TV screen, and looking at me. I almost got kicked out of the apartment She left a voicemail and that was it.

[Elaine walks in]

E: George, you little disgusting man.

G: Elaine, I can explain everything.

E: You don’t need too. I heard everything, and at the end I am really not even the least bit surprised.

[looks at Jerry]

E: Where did you get that coat?

J: Kramer returned it to me. It smells a little funky but I just have to wash it.

E: Well throw it in the trash because that’s where he got it from.

[Kramer walks back in]

K: I got more of your stuff back, Jerry.