(Jerry's Apartment) Jerry hums Monster Mash while putting out his Fall and Halloween decorations. Kramer bursts through the door.

"I have HADIT!" He slams it shut and yells through the frame out into the hallway, "Not this year! Not ever!"

Jerry rolls his eyes, "Wake up on the wrong edge of the stretcher today Frankenstein?"

"This has nothing to do with my new bed frame Jerry. It's the season! It's all of..." he trails off and gazes around the apartment confused before catching sight of a jack-o-lantern. Kramer flails aback into the kitchen corner. "All of this," he whimpers. His eyes stayed fixed upon the pumpkin.

Jerry chuckles hands on hip. "What, you mean to tell me Cosmo Kramer doesn't celebrate Halloween?" He waits for and never gets a response as Kramer and the jack-o-lantern continue their stare down. "BZZZ bin for Dr. Loony." Kramer seems not to notice.

"Oh you big sissy," Jerry grabs the pumpkin and approaches Kramer. "It's only a pumpkin."

Kramer backs away shaking his head violently. "That's no pumpkin. THAT is evil incarnate! Terror unleashed by our very hands! And celebrated!" He picks up a carving knife from where the jack-o-lantern sat and holds it defensively. "Put it down Jerry. Who KNOWS what it's already done to you?"

Jerry stares in amazement. "I didn't think I'd say this again after your spay and neuter campaign, but you have proceeded to blow my mind."

"No that's the lantern Jerry! Don't let it get to you, it never lets go!"

George walks into the scene. He looks at Kramer, then Jerry, confusion building on his face. He points between the two, "iiiis there something sexual going on here

Kramer rushes to the open door. "George thank God! We've lost Jerry but there's still hope! Bib Saccamato has a book just for these supernatural events."

He runs off into the hallway, "I'll try to save you Jerry! Kramers on the case!"

The others watch him go. They turn back to each other to speak when Kramer comes stumbling back to door, catching it right before it closes in gawky fashion. He hands George the carving knife. "Use this for protection if that," he nods towards he pumpkin fearfully, "or the possessed," he exnays towards Jerry with culacking, "gets frisky." Jerry pushes the door shut yo force him out.

"What was that about?" George asks.

"Only God and the devil know."

George looks about the overly decorated room. "Watch an episode of Martha Stewart today," George chuckles to himself, "or four?

"No, but I did happen to catch up on Harriet last night," Jerry holds out his hand, "5 times."

"Harriet?"

"You know, that girl I had been seeing a couple months back?"

"Was she before or after Brandi?"

"Before, before!"

"Oh thank god."

"Yeah..."

"Well," George stammers, "at least your hair is almost back from," he coughs , "that."

"Yeah... Rogaine..."

Kramer shakes his head but doesn't change eyesight.

This," he points to a jack-o-lantern. "That,"He picks up candy corn from the countertop, "It's the case of gingivitis we