FADE IN:

INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer are sitting at their usual booth, having a coffee.

Jerry: "So, what's new with you guys?"

Elaine: "Nothing much, just work stuff."

Kramer: "Actually, I've been having some trouble with my bathroom habits."

Jerry: "Oh boy, here we go."

Kramer: "No, no, hear me out. I've developed this thing where I can only pee when there are other people around. It's like a weird social anxiety thing."

George looks at him skeptically.

George: "That's ridiculous. Why would you even want other people around when you're using the bathroom?"

Kramer: "I don't know, man. It just works for me. I feel like I'm part of something bigger."

Elaine rolls her eyes.

Elaine: "Well, at least you're not like George here, who can't pee around anyone."

Jerry: "What? George, what are you talking about?"

George: "It's true, Jerry. I've got a shy bladder. It's been getting worse and worse, and now I can't even go if I know someone's waiting outside the door."

Kramer: "Well, this is perfect! You two can help each other out!"

George and Jerry exchange a look of horror.

Jerry: "I don't think that's how it works, Kramer."

Kramer: "No, no, trust me. George can just stand in the bathroom with me, and then I'll be able to go, and he can listen to the sound of my pee, and that'll help him relax."

Elaine: "I think I'm gonna be sick."

Cut to:

INT. KRAMER'S APARTMENT - DAY

George and Kramer are in the bathroom. Kramer is standing in front of the toilet, struggling to pee. George is standing behind him, staring at the wall.

Kramer: "Come on, man, I can't go if you're not looking."

George: "I can't look, Kramer. It's too weird."

Kramer: "You gotta try, George. It's the only way we can help each other out."

George takes a deep breath and tentatively looks down at Kramer's crotch. Suddenly, the bathroom door bursts open and Elaine walks in.

Elaine: "Hey, guys, I just wanted to..." She stops and stares at the scene in front of her. "Oh, my God."

Kramer: "Elaine, thank God you're here. I can't pee without an audience."

Elaine: "I am not an audience! I'm leaving!"

She slams the door shut, and we hear her footsteps retreating down the hallway.

Kramer: "Well, I guess that's not gonna work."

George: "You think?"

Cut to:

INT. JERRY'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

Jerry and George are sitting on the couch, watching TV.

Jerry: "So, did you ever figure out how to solve your shy bladder problem?"

George: "No, and I don't think I ever will. It's just one of those things that's gonna haunt me for the rest of my life."

Jerry: "Well, at least you're not like Kramer, with his weird pee fetish."

George nods in agreement, then suddenly jumps up and runs to the bathroom.

Jerry: "What's wrong with you now?"

George: "I gotta go, Jerry! I gotta go real bad!"

He slams the bathroom door shut, and we hear him fumbling with the lock.

Jerry: "What's taking so long in there?"

George: "I can't."

Jerry looks concerned as he hears George struggling in the bathroom.

Jerry: "You okay in there, George?"

George: "No, Jerry, I can't go!"

Jerry walks over to the bathroom door and knocks.

Jerry: "What do you mean you can't go? You were just talking about your bladder being too shy."

George: "I know, I know, but now I'm too nervous! I can't even go in here by myself!"

Jerry: "What do you need me to do, hold your hand?"

George: "No, no, I need something else. I need...I need an audience."

Jerry looks at George incredulously.

Jerry: "Are you kidding me? You want me to watch you pee?"

George: "I don't know what else to do, Jerry! I'm desperate!"

Jerry sighs, then reluctantly opens the door and walks into the bathroom.

Cut to:

INT. MONK'S CAFE - DAY

Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer are sitting at the booth.

Jerry: "I can't believe I had to watch George pee."

Elaine: "Yeah, that's gonna haunt me for a while."

Kramer: "Hey, at least it worked, right? You helped each other out!"

Elaine: "I don't think that's something to be proud of, Kramer."

Kramer: "Well, I'm just saying. Maybe you guys should do it again sometime. Make it a regular thing."

Jerry and Elaine both give him a disgusted look.

Jerry: "I think we've had enough bathroom talk for one day."

Fade out.