r/tifu - Page 9

146 words TIFU by making a 3 hour drive unbearable then lied about it. 506 words Common Fuck-Ups Megathread - January 01, 2018 142 words TIFU by not properly checking the passport rules of travelling to Kenya, throwing $30,000 dollars down the drain. 154 words TIFU by getting a DNA test and revealing a family secret 220 words TIFU by running over a dead body and getting my car covered in human remains. (NSFW) 180 words TIFU by running over a dead body and getting my car covered in human remains. (NSFW) 265 words TIFU by entering the wrong house and getting shot 234 words TIFU by entering the wrong house and getting shot 282 words Common Fuck-Ups Megathread - October 23, 2017 762 words TIFU by being a good Dad to my daughter 377 words TIFU by being a good Dad to my daughter 566 words TIFU by wasting 3000 dollars on a rubber duck 344 words TIFU by going on the wrong date 248 words TIFU by accidentally emailing everybody in my dept a chapter of my pornographic Harry Potter fanfiction. 380 words TIFU by voting to end net neutrality 231 words TIFU by ejaculating in my bed 270 words TIFU by ejaculating in my bed 229 words TIFU by picking the lock to my dad who hates me's top secret file cabinet, finding crazy secrets, and then accidentally popping the lock out. In 5 hours he finds out, I get kicked and out and will have to drop out of college. Any knowledge of locks appreciated. 313 words TIFU By telling my son "Do as I say, not as I do" 207 words TIFU by talking to a new coworker about a cute girl at work