Late to the party but there will not be a better place and timing for me to post this:

Some background: I'm also a bed person when it comes to this kind of thing but it really is inconvenient when it comes to disposal. For me, I always wrap mini-me with 8-10 tissues during the action, then finish up in there and turn them into a ball of tissues like a tennis ball. As a lazy person, this means I always have a few tissue balls around my bed that gets cleared out once a week, or so. My parents are aware of them but I try to convince them that they are just from my eternally runny nose. Anyway, I can't make up an excuse if they happen to be able to smell them especially since I've noticed that the smell have gotten stronger over the past few years.

So, about half a year ago, I started redditing and was inspired by the mindblowing cumbox. So what I did was I've gotten myself a prototype solution - a small transparent plastic box'ish container with a lid that used to hold some sort of food paste that I cleaned out. It's big enough to put my fist in it and I can fit 3 white balls in it if I try.

I seriously thought it would work as expected and even better than the shoebox because it's better in every aspect except size since this is a prototype - durable, better sealing and less suspicious (I only have 2 pairs of shoes).

(gotta do something, brb in 1-2 hours to finish this)