>my face when americans call chips "french fries"

>my face when americans call crisps "chips"

>my face when americans call chocolate globbernaughts "candy bars"

>my face when americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"

>my face when americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"

>my face when americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"

>my face when americans call meat water "gravy"

>my face when americans call electro-rope "power cables"

>my face when americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "burger"

>my face when americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"

>my face when americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"

>my face when americans call breaddystack a "sandwich"

>my face when americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"

>my face when americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"

>my face when americans call an upsy stairsy the "escalator"

>my face when americans call forcey fun time "rape"

>my face when americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"

>my face when americans call a rickedy-pop a "gear shift"

>my face when americans call a choco chip bucky wicky as a "cookie"

>my face when americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"

>my face when americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"

>my face when americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"

>my face when americans call ceiling-bright a "Lightbulb"

>my face when americans call blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"

>my face when americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"

>my face when americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"