"The politics of failure have failed.
We need to make them work again.
Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka- - Bob Dole! - [Mild Applause]
I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow which will eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath. - [Mild Applause] - [Engine Approaching] [Footsteps Running]
America, take a good look at your beloved candidates.
They're nothing but hideous space reptiles.
[Crowd Gasping, Screaming] It's true. We are aliens, but what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us.
- He's right.
This is a two-party system.
- [Crowd Murmuring] Well, I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate. Go ahead.
Throw your vote away.
[Both Chortling] - [Chortling Continues] - [Crowd Murmuring] All hail President Kang! Ow! I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.
Don't blame me.
I voted for Kodos.
D'oh! ## [Theremin: "Hail to the Chief"] [Woman Screams] "