this is too long (max: 10000)... so we'll cut this into two comments.. first one 7739 characters, the second, 6373. I'll give ya wake up call with your shit. It goes deeper than you not finding some "girlfriend".

I read thru your post carefully, picturing what you're talking about. Seen what you look like. Briefly glanced over your comment history.

Took time reading all the 59 comment replies.

Let's see if I can analyze what's going on here. Pretty much what most people are saying is, don't be you. Try and pretend you're somebody else. That advice stinks. This take different types of pics with other situations, other clothing, hanging out with people you don't normally hang out with. That ain't gonna last having a fake profile like that. People are giving you a lot of bad advice of not being yourself.

Remember, who's the type of people who hang out on reddit.. geeks. So you'll get advice on how to be like them. Half these guys don't pick up women, I bet, because they're geeks and losers who have nothing better to do than spend way too much time on here. Then you get the rare nerds who thinks they're hot shit because they're "married". Probably to their high school sweetheart or something. Oh they think because they picked up a girl they're wizards and picking them up. Let's see what they look like. Also, they're geeks so they could have good jobs and have money, which is most likely a main reason the woman, if she's hot, would be with them. Most likely they're not hot, too, I bet. If the woman's hot, they'd be with a hot guy. You know, like leading men you see in movies? ok. If you've ever seen a redditor, they don't look like that. lol. So any advice you're gonna get from them is gonna be bogus.

What kind of advice can I give you. Oh I can tell you about epic failing with women. For decades. That's what. lol. I'm not a hot guy.. i'm 44, going bald. Got glasses, moustache, spaces between my teeth. I don't have a big gut though. Starting to get old.. The body's starting to break down. Not gonna be fun. You see old people, that cranky look on their face, that's the look of things getting worse. Nobody likes it, but I stay cheery.

Back in high school, when I had hair, I had my share, back then, of hanging out with women, fooling around with them.. was allright. After high school, now it's a different ball game. Back then, you were more on even playing ground. Now you needed a car, a job.. what not. Also a huge thing of where to meet women, is they were from school. Easy to find somebody, pick them up. A party or something. It's always the hanging out with them, that'll help.

After school years, whatcha gonna do. Well it's work I guess eh. It's sorta like where you gonna meet "friends". Most people decline with that friends shit after high school or university. Some people try and be "friends" with people from work, but never works out well. They're generally assholes. Worse mistake is to try and date women from work. Odds are it isn't gonna last long and after you'll still have to hang around with them. That's one thing I knew never to get involved with women from work.

Allright then.. so friends faded out after high school. At first, I used to worry about it.. i don't care anymore and it doesn't bother me. This was back in the 90's had tested out the telepersonals.. phone dating. That was ok. Could meet new people.. and I did. Was allright.

Ever since the 2000's and online dating where they can see what you look like, you'd better fuckin forget about it. Tried that for a decade. All I could pick up was the bottom of the barrel. Better to stay single than to get involved with that. Seriously, it is.

In your posts I seen you mention, fat chicks.. well you know what I'm talking about. Hanging out with a "hot" chick it's just energizing. Hanging out with a fat schlumpadinka, and being forced to hold her hand while walking thru a mall.. that's embarrasing. hahaha.. It's just not gonna be happening.. that's what. hahaha..

So there ya go.. it's just been nil since oh the 2000's. Go stretches where it's like.. oh it's been 5 years since I got some.. how about oh 7? Yeah just sorta broke that one couple months ago.. but didn't get fucked. But just hanging out with a chick and fooling around, that was allright. Good enough to break the curse for oh another half decade.. hahahah..

Been there, done that.. had fun in the 90's.. ya know.. sex and stuff. You can do it but it's like, holy shit all that bullshit ya gotta deal with, hanging out with a chick just for that percentage of sex. Putting up with being fake and pretending you like all this bullshit you gotta go and do hanging out with them. Hanging out with her friends pretending they're not assholes. Not worth that however much time for the sex. Really, when you get down to it. hahahaha.. I just work on my shit now in my spare time, and it's much better.

ok so you're 24.. just relax and don't be so afraid of being alone. Find something to do. Maybe get into the gym. hahaha.. I don't know.

I haven't tried tinder.. I don't have a smart phone. Back when I was on it, oh I tried them all. The main one was the plenty of fish. Sounds like you're getting discouraged about all the reaching out with nil response. That shit can probably be hard on somebody if they take it personally. It's called "rejection" and you'd better be ready for 1,000,000% of it before you find a chick who's not a bitch. hahahahah :-D

They're all the same. First thing, they want a "hot" guy. Rule 1, ya better have all your hair. No glasses, or moustache. Ya better be over 6 feet. I'm 5ft7. hahah.. Ya better be rich. Have a house a nice car. Have friends who aren't losers. Ya better be somebody who has a career, who's successful and has their act together. Pretty much be that leading man in those movies.

And if you're not, they'll easily find somebody who is.

That's why you're not getting any responses. Sending out hundreds of messages ain't gonna help if you're not one of those guys. The women can detect all that within a few seconds and go "next" if you're not. They're shallow. Doesn't matter if you're a nice guy with a pleasant personality like all these geeks here.

If you're having a hard time with rejection, you're in for a wake up call. Back when I got on the online dating when it started in the early 2000's they used to reply. Well in recent years everybody's just a king shit ignoring asshole to everybody else. Ever try and email somebody or try and sell something that isn't at a seller's price so they can resell it. Well you just won't hear nothing from anybody these days.

They'll just king shit ignore you. Too many distractions for people to do in the few hours after work. Media overload. Everybody's attention span is fragmented. You notice that nobody new is getting famous these days? It's all from before this smart phone plague? Usually like musicians or something they were famous before the digital revolution. Not too many new people getting famous these days. That's because of people fractured attention. No more basic network tv stations that they used to watch like back in the 90's. That's how people used to get famous. Nowadays.. holy shit.. people have a 3 second attention span for anything.

So people trying to do this online dating are victims of how society is nowadays. Ya better pretty much be a "hot" guy in that pic or you're out. And your only option after that is those fat chicks or if you're not bad and still in your 20's, now you can get the old hags in their 40's. ugh. Good luck with those.. you know what a woman looks like after 60.. it's a tough call. So better not get shacked up with that because it'll be health problems before you know it. Take my advice and it's better to just stay single than to get involved with any of it.

Your only way out is shitloads of money. So you'd better work on that. Then you can pick up a hot chick.