Who To Bet On
Listen up, fuckers. I have some inside info on this match. Firstly, BOT Vitaliy (1.6 awp legend, rating is 1,000,000) will be sitting out of this tournament due to him overdosing on artificial intelligence pussy (cortana is a gamehopping slut).
If you look closely at the BOTrosters you can see a trend. U-BOT have acquired the absolute powerhouse nade thrower BOT "Smoke A Bitch" Smokevich. This motherfucker has a recorded 418 kills in tournament play using only smoke grenades. If I were you, I'd put my money on U-BOT solely because of this.
BOT META GAME AND STRATEGIES
As we all saw in last years BOT World Global Championship Finals of Champions Tournament, these BOTs have some insane strategies. These strategies include:
1- Saving for Negevs
2- The ballsy pistol round 5 man mid stack, regardless of side
3- Staring at eachother and seeing which one will turn around, throw a grenade at their team member and then say "Affirmative" first
4- The "Million Bot Army", throwing decoys at eachother in spawn until something happens
5- Bomb carrier dies in B to trick the CTs and make them have bomb down, we all run to A and sit there until time expires.
With these strategies we are sure to see an action packed game.
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