Well then, how about these lyrics?

I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
hey hey
Well I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
hey hey
And I said I need tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
And if I share with you my story would you share tree fiddy with me

Bad times are comin and I reap what I don't sow
hey hey
Well let me tell you somthin all that glitters ain't gold
hey hey
It's been a long old trouble long Paleozoic road
And I'm looking for somebody help me I'm half a billion years old

Bridge
I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
hey hey
Well I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
Well I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground
I'm eight stories tall and don't wanna fall down
And all I want - is for someone - to help me

I had a job but the boss man let me go
He said
I'm sorry but I won't be needing your help no more
I said
Please mister boss man I need this job more than you know
He said
Damn you Loch Ness Monster, take your check and hit the door

Bridge
Well I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
hey hey
Said I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
hey hey
And I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
And if I share with you my story would you share tree fiddy with me
Well I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground
I'm eight stories tall and don't wanna fall down
And all I want is for someone to help me

What in the world am I gonna to do tomorrow
is there someone whose tree fiddy I can borrow
Who can help me take away my sorrow
Maybe its inside the bottle
Maybe its inside the bottle
I had some good old buddy and his boys name is Chef
hey hey
And from my good old buddy I asked tree fiddy for myself
hey hey
My buddy reached in his wallet and I was bein patient
then he looked up and saw I was an eight story crustacean
hey hey
Your mom of mayhem just a child has got his own
hey hey
if god has plans for me I hope it ain't - written in stone
hey hey
because I've been working myself hard even tho I'm collossal
and I swear on grandpas grave I'll be paid before I'm a fossil
Hey Hey

Bridge
Well I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
hey hey
Said need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
hey hey
Well I need about tree fiddy, tree fiddy is what I need
hey hey
And if I share with you my story would you share tree fiddy with me
come on share tree fiddy with me
go ahead share tree fiddy with me
come on share tree fiddy give me tree fiddy
share tree fiddy with me
come on share tree fiddy with me