American in YEG?

  1. Proposed to abolish gun-free zones

  2. Falsely claimed there have been calls for a moment of silence for Dallas shooter Micah Johnson

  3. Defended then–campaign manager Corey Lewandowski after he physically grabbed a female reporter

  4. Falsely claimed that Ferguson, Missouri, and Oakland, California, were “among the most dangerous [places] in the world”

  5. Proposed to have China assassinate Kim Jong-un

  6. Claimed that “the birther movement was started by Hillary Clinton in 2008”

  7. Threatened to “spill the beans” about an unspecified scandal concerning Ted Cruz’s wife, Heidi

  8. Attempted to court Jewish voters with anti-Semitic stereotypes about money, influence, and dealmaking

  9. Pre-emptively questioned the legitimacy of the election

  10. Attempted to seize and bulldoze the home of an Atlantic City, New Jersey, widow under eminent domain

  11. Said that Hillary Clinton “got schlonged” by Obama in 2008

  12. Tweeted “The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!”

  13. Claimed a federal spending bill “funds ISIS”

  14. Pretended to be his own publicist

  15. Proposed to appoint himself U.S. trade representative

  16. Accused Hillary Clinton of “playing the woman card”

  17. Called Russia’s 2014 invasion of Ukraine “so smart”

  18. Believes that he would “get along very well” with Vladimir Putin

  19. Included two anti-Sharia cranks on a list of five foreign-policy advisers

  20. According to Chris Christie, he would seek to purge Obama-era civil service hires

  21. Said, “If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS … the pope would have only wished and prayed that Donald Trump would have been president”

  22. Repeated a supporter who called Ted Cruz a pussy

  23. Said, “I think Islam hates us”

  24. Praised conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, telling him, “I will not let you down”

  25. Tried to entice Ohio Gov. John Kasich to be his vice presidential candidate by saying he’d let him control domestic and foreign policy

  26. Kept journalists in restrictive “press pens” on the campaign trail

  27. Said he “can relate” to victims of racism because “even against me the system is rigged.”

  28. Said he doesn’t “have the time” to read books

  29. Proposed to charge American allies for military defense

  30. Suggested that Gold Star mother and Muslim Ghazala Khan remained silent because she “wasn’t allowed to have anything to say”

  31. Said Mitt Romney would have “dropped to his knees” for an endorsement

  32. Referred to 9/11 as 7-Eleven

  33. Joked about Second Amendment advocates shooting his opponent or her judicial appointees

  34. Proposed a 45 percent tariff on Chinese exports

  35. Praised Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan’s brutal response to an attempted coup, giving “great credit to him for turning it around”

  36. Likened the killing of a 21-year-old woman by a drunk-driving undocumented immigrant to ritualistic child sacrifice

  37. Falsely claimed he “100 percent” owns “the largest winery on the East Coast”

  38. Claimed he saw nonexistent footage of money airlifted from the U.S. to Iran

  39. Said Khizr Khan “has no right to claim I have never read the Constitution”

  40. Claimed that the U.S. is being “ripped off” by its fellow members of NATO

  41. Employed a butler who said President Obama should be “hung for treason”

  42. Called sexual harassment allegations against Roger Ailes “totally unfounded”

  43. Picked convention speakers who called for his general-election opponent to be imprisoned

  44. Questioned Hillary Clinton’s religion

  45. Launched at least 15 business ventures that went on to fail

  46. Said Gold Star father Khizr Khan attacked him for being tough on terrorism

  47. Falsely accused Clinton of rigging the general election debate schedule

  48. Called Obama and Clinton the founders of ISIS

  49. Said women who are sexually harassed at work should “find another career”

  50. His wife, Melania, plagiarized her convention speech from Michelle Obama, then campaign operatives lied about it

  51. Praised an adviser who called for Clinton to be executed

  52. Questioned Ben Carson’s Seventh-day Adventism

  53. Sued a former campaign aide for $10 million for breaching a confidentiality agreement

  54. Characterized the theme of his administration as “America First”

  55. Appeared not to know about Russia’s 2014 annexation of Crimea

  56. Questioned Ted Cruz’s evangelical faith

  57. Entrusted his health to a doctor who described his test results as “astonishingly excellent”

  58. Proposed to deport his opponent, an American citizen

  59. Asked advisers if he could get out of picking Mike Pence as his vice presidential candidate after he’d offered Pence the job

  60. Proposed to try U.S. citizens in Guantanamo Bay military tribunals

  61. Urged supporters to patrol polling places to combat “election fraud”

  62. Hired the editor of white-nationalist website Breitbart as his campaign chief

  63. Said he’s “starting to agree” that his opponent should be imprisoned

  64. Responded to a murder with: “Just what I have been saying. African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP!”

  65. Doesn’t allow contributors to cancel recurring donations on his website

  66. Ejected a baby from a rally

  67. Called on Russia to hack Hillary Clinton’s emails

  68. Told black voters, “You’re living in poverty; your schools are no good; you have no jobs”

  69. Falsely claimed San Bernardino neighbors saw “bombs all over the floor” but failed to act due to political correctness

  70. Falsely claimed Chicago police brass told him crime could be ended if they were allowed to be “much tougher”

  71. Boasted of “employee childcare programs” that are really for hotel guests

  72. Ran a modeling agency that hired models working illegally in the U.S.

  73. Repeatedly called a deaf actress “retarded” and sexually harassed her on the set of The Apprentice

  74. Said he wanted to hit Democratic National Convention speakers who criticized him

  75. Suggested a reporter who accused him of sexual assault wasn’t attractive enough to assault

  76. Would consider recognizing Crimea as Russian territory and lifting sanctions on Russia

  77. Named the person who made up “death panels” to his economic team

  78. Falsely claimed his opponent wants to admit 620,000 Syrian refugees

  79. Told two 14-year-old girls, “Wow! Just think—in a couple of years, I’ll be dating you.”

  80. Threatened to pull the U.S. out of the World Trade Organization

  81. Falsely claimed his opponent’s plan would provide Social Security benefits to illegal immigrants

  82. Posted a tweet urging voters to “check out [a critic’s] sex tape,” then denied it during a debate

  83. Screwed over the USA Freedom Kids, a group of preteen girls who performed at Trump events

  84. Falsely claimed his opponent was “seen laughing on two occasions” at a 12-year-old rape victim

  85. Employed campaign operatives who scrubbed language supporting Ukraine against Russian aggression from the GOP platform

  86. Called his opponent “unhinged” and “unbalanced”

  87. Falsely claimed the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency endorsed him

  88. Falsely claimed the U.S. economy is experiencing its slowest growth since 1929

  89. Threatened to fund a super PAC campaign against his defeated GOP primary rivals if they run again

  90. Hired a former Christie staffer implicated in the George Washington Bridge lane closure scandal

  91. Confused Clinton’s running mate, Sen. Tim Kaine of Virginia, with Tom Kean, Republican governor of New Jersey in the 1980s

  92. Falsely claimed he won “every poll” after the second presidential debate

  93. Falsely claimed the Iran nuclear deal made Iran rich

  94. Falsely claimed Bill Clinton “had to pay an $850,000 fine” to Paula Jones after she accused him of sexual assault

  95. Said, “When you’re a star, [women] let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab them by the pussy.”

  96. Said veterans who suffer from PTSD aren’t “strong” and “can’t handle it”

  97. Said not paying income taxes “makes me smart”

  98. Continuted to insist the Central Park Five are guilty of murder, despite DNA evidence exonerating them

  99. Referred to a Hispanic Miss Universe as “Miss Housekeeping” and “Miss Piggy”

  100. Said “we’re going to have to see” about whether he would accept a victory for his opponent as legitimate

  101. Repeatedly sexually assaulted women

  102. Promised to jail his opponent if elected

  103. Illegally raised funds through his foundation without the proper license

  104. Mocked his opponent stumbling leaving a 9/11 memorial event after she was diagnosed with pneumonia

  105. Claimed government officials are letting illegal immigrants “pour into the country so they can go and vote”

  106. Repeatedly walked in on pageant contestants, including teenagers, while they were changing

  107. Accepted $150,000 in 9/11 recovery funds to “repair” a building that wasn’t damaged in the attacks

  108. Spent $258,000 from his charitable foundation to settle lawsuits related to his businesses

  109. Illegally contributed $25,000 to the PAC of a prosecutor who was considering legal action against Trump University

  110. Said of a 10-year-old girl, “I am going to be dating her in 10 years. Can you believe it?”

  111. Spent $20,000 in contributions to the Trump Foundation on a 6-foot-tall painting of himself

  112. Called poor people “morons”

  113. Suggested his opponent cheated on her husband

  114. Claimed the Commission on Presidential Debates “rigged” the debates

  115. Vowed that Iranians who provoke U.S. sailors with “gestures” will be “shot out of the water”

  116. Brought on alleged serial sexual harasser Roger Ailes as a campaign adviser

  117. Said his opponent “could actually be crazy”

  118. Took credit for giving away other people’s money

  119. Claimed nearly $1 billion in business losses in a single year

  120. Repeatedly cited false unemployment statistics

  121. Claimed he “lost hundreds of friends” on 9/11

/r/Edmonton Thread Parent