It's almost 1am and I should be asleep, but now I'm thinking about how chainmail would hold up today. Would wearing medieval knight gear absolutely body normies in a fight? Agility is one thing, but heavy solid plate armor is heavy solid plate armor. If projectiles didn't exist, would there be such things as mass sword stabbings? Like a squire gone mad after scribbling his manifesto on parchment?

How useful would it be to have that crowbar? Do I even still have that random tiny crowbar I bought at the dollar store that one time? I remember it being surprisingly solid for dollar store crap. I also recall putting it in the tool box I bought to store tools I've used exactly once each. Where did it go? Do I need to go back and buy another crowbar?