be me, landwhale

no job because i got fired from mcd after drinking the frying fat

get home from furry convention

hear mom from her bedroom moaning my old school bullies name

entire house is shaking from his mighty tackles into mothers worn out vagina

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roll into basement, grab a couple jars of mayonnaise as a snack and log into reddit to check out r/196

see a lot of people say fake and gay in the comments

put on one of my favourite fedoras and start to think about how i can humorously embarrass people who identify falsehood and homosexuality in these posts

with my infinite knowledge about programming create a bot that describes how i wish my life would be and name it u/ TendieBot3000 because tendies are awesome

if the bot get lots of upvotes maybe chad will hire me in his selfmade multi million dollar company one day

reward myself by microwaving an xxl jar of nutella as a drink