Anon has a good friend

Be me, anons friend

Hanging out one day.

Friend suddenly grabs chest, says he's having a heart attack

Tells me to call 911

Howboutno.jpg

drag him into my shower instead.

first time it's seen use in months.

cold water because I have bills to pay

leave anon to soak.

in kitchen - open fridge.

expired milk acquired (only by a few days so still good)

sit down to watch some Looney tunes while deciding what to order for dinner.

Friend comes out of my shower, dripping water everywhere.

"I'm all better now"

"yeah? Move. You're blocking the tv"

MFW he takes my carton of milk.

MFW he says thanks for some reason...

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