Be me, anons friend
Hanging out one day.
Friend suddenly grabs chest, says he's having a heart attack
Tells me to call 911
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drag him into my shower instead.
first time it's seen use in months.
cold water because I have bills to pay
leave anon to soak.
in kitchen - open fridge.
expired milk acquired (only by a few days so still good)
sit down to watch some Looney tunes while deciding what to order for dinner.
Friend comes out of my shower, dripping water everywhere.
"I'm all better now"
"yeah? Move. You're blocking the tv"
MFW he takes my carton of milk.
MFW he says thanks for some reason...