Appalachian Wrestling's Greatest Villain: 'The Progressive Liberal'

Bullshit. You believed what your parents believed or dissented from their opinion by believing what your peers believed. If you were a fervent politically involved 11 year old, you must have had no life. I'm no kid. Not old and entitled like you. However, I don't really care. (So the bed time jokes aren't funny hint hint). The hilarity of this is that you think an age number makes you correct. You're arguing that Hillarly Clinton is progressive because she wanted to have Americans be forced to be customers to the health insurance industry (a particularly evil industry I might add). She didn't even support gay marriage until a couple years ago. That's not progressive. She supported "Don't Ask Don't Tell" basically a measure to make it where gays have to essentially be closeted about their sexuality in the military. And she and her husband expanded the punishments for drug crimes, which as we know has directly impacted minorities more than anybody, sending young black males straight to prison. I mean Hillary Clinton has in many interviews claimed to be conservative.. I mean what is this bullshit? She's a dirty neoliberal corporatist scum. In no way a progressive. Read her emails, many times you can find her speaking negatively of progressives.

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