r/nottheonion

140 words Man convicted of murdering three boys in California after 'teenager knocked on his door and exposed buttocks at him' 159 words Texas school district votes to place armed civilians in schools 129 words Twitter brands BBC a 'government funded media' organization 113 words Republican congressman says ‘we’re not going to fix’ school shootings 149 words Judge uses a slavery law to rule frozen embryos are property 162 words Child marriage ban bill defeated in West Virginia House 118 words Lesbian mom loses parental rights, and wife, to child's sperm donor 134 words The Satanic Temple Launches Religious Telehealth Abortion Clinic in New Mexico 133 words Republicans Want to Raise Retirement Age to 70 as Life Expectancy Is Falling 126 words Wyoming wants to phase out sales of EVs by 2035 to “ensure the stability” of the oil & gas industry 129 words Texas taqueria customer fatally shoots masked robber and returns money to patrons, police say 143 words Why scientists dug up the father of genetics, Gregor Mendel, and analyzed his DNA 138 words For the first time ever, no British fans were arrested at the World Cup 102 words TSA argues for impunity for checkpoint staff who rape travelers 187 words The first Gen Z member of Congress was denied a D.C. apartment due to bad credit 193 words Grandmother sues cop who wrongly targeted her home using “Find My” app — Denver Police Department vows to train officers on how "Find My" app works 130 words 'It was simply a hug': House candidate charged with rape after losing election to mother 136 words Mitch McConnell votes against interracial marriage despite Asian wife 236 words Ryan Murphy Says He Reached Out to “20 of the Victims’ Family and Friends” For ‘Dahmer’ Series: “Not a Single Person Responded to Us” 412 words More police officers are committing suicide due to 'demonization', expert says