I know we are all about legal dippers here, but does anyone have any funny getting caught in highschool stories?

I've got a few. A dumb ass kid in my class was dipping and spitting in his keyboard (again dumb ass). The teacher found out and the kid said it wasn't him. Funny thing is we had assigned seats. Before I really started I had a friend offer me some Grizz Green. It was my second dip (the first being a small pinch of Skoal Peach). I threw in one hell of a dip cause I enjoyed the buzz from my first. I was spitting in a Origami balloon I made. Got through about fifteen minutes and had to jump up to ask my teacher to go to the bathroom. Ended up going about three more times throwing up. He never figured it out. I went up to my resource officer one day to get him to open a locker where they kept our phones (alternative school). When I walked up he was taking a dip out. He looked at me and said You didn't see that. I said see what? He said exactly and I won't see anything either. Made it a lot easier to get dip in from then on. I had a bus driver who didn't care. My principal did a random bus search (we got wanded at the entrance cause it's an alternative school so kids hid shit on the bus). He found some dip and an E cig so at the end of the day he got on the bus and said he was gonna start watching cameras and suspensing kids for dipping. Without blinking an eye my bus driver looked at him and told him if he did that he might as well fire her cause 90% of her route dipped. Last one. I walked into the office with a fat ass pinch of Grizz Mint in cause I never really worried about getting caught. I was talking to the secretary when my principal walks in and asks to speak to me. I had been caught earlier that year vaping. Turns out he wanted to talk to me about the E cig he found in my previous story cause he thought it was mine. I told him it wasn't ,but someone was gonna be pissed cause it was about a 100$ setup. We made small talk for a minute then he asked if I had a dip in. I was always honest cause I felt it got me more respect and trust. Told him I did etc... He ask me if I'd log on from home if he suspended me and I said I would (Online based learning ,but in a school based enviroment). Got suspended ,but he didn't call my parents. I told them I had heartburn from WG so I couldn't go and they never figured out I was suspended (They didn't care I dipped ,but they probably wouldn't have been to happy about a suspension). That was the first and only time I ever got caught.

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