Are there any munchies claiming Morgellons?

So, last year I got this weird disease. I was like all of you until I got it. I knew what it was because I work in the psychiatric field as a nurse administrator, and I also thought it was a very sad mental illness. Imagine my surprise when my boyfriend, my best friend and I got a rash that quickly turned into something entirely inexplicable outside the framework of this Morgellons bullshit. I made a podcast about it called More Morgellons. It’s a comedy show. Not everyone “claiming” to have Morgellons is sad, crazy and self destructive. I am otherwise healthy, happy and successful except for these non-healing lesions on my face that weird shit comes out of. Listen, I know it doesn’t matter what I say because you won’t believe me. I was as arrogant as you before this happened to me. But if you really have an open mind or are curious about this condition, I highly recommend that you take an honest inventory of what you actually know about the facts before forming such strong negative opinions. I pray you won’t get humbled in the way I have been humbled by this bat-shit insane but real disease. Thanks!

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