To Atheists: why do you wish to convert those of Faith?

I will provide for you THE FIVE WAYS proofs (like Aquinas' 5 non-factual non-evidence-based non-darwinian fake proofs that aren't supported by a shred of scientific data)

  1. Because as an atheist it is my duty to raise the total happinness in the world, since this is our only life. Now religions are for the most part evil and ideas like hell for eternity and for simply not believing in their version of things tend to make people less happier. So I OUGHT to convert everyone to atheism. Q.E.D. /s checked by hume himself

  2. Theists consider their worldview to be the ultimate truth. However there's no evidence for that, and the burden of proof lies on them. It is therefore my duty to convert them because they're wrong,/s and if someone is wrong you OUGHT to show him his error, otherwise no one will be right. Q.E.D./s checked by hume himself

  3. I'm an atheist/s, I love science, which is about empirical facts and empirical studies. Science has proved that God is not necessary to explain the wonders of the cosmos (Source: Carl Sagan, Richard Dawkins, and Stephen Hawking, three great scientists), so that science can gain more funds and so that life on earth becomes better they must all know about this truth. Therefore I OUGHT to convert them. Q.E.D./s checked by hume himself

  4. Because of religion people blow stuff, in fact the origin of the ideas that lead to creating bombs was by radical ideologies called religion. Because as an atheist it is my duty to raise the total happinness in the world, since this is our only life, and because bombs terrorize people and stuff, I OUGHT to convert everyone. Q.E.D./s checked by hume himself

  5. There is no case of forced conversion to atheism. But there are tons of cases of forced conversions to religion. Only true things people can't be forced to convert to. Therefore atheism is right./s Therefore I OUGHT to convert everyone so that religious people stop forcing everyone to convert to religion, becauseas an atheist it is my duty to raise the total happinness in the world, since this is our only life. Q.E.D./s checked by hume himself

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