Not a bouncer but a former bathroom attendant at a strip club from years ago.

The day I started the job, the manager told me there's basically one rule: Call the janitor if there's a mess and don't ever let people do coke in the stalls.

Well the next day, I start my shift and in walks this cocky looking young dude, goes into a bathroom stall and starts snorting away.

I politely tell him this is not allowed and he sticks his head out and asks me if I know who he is.

I didn't, and asked him again to pls snort coke anywhere he wants just not in the bathroom stall. He tells me he'll deal with me later.

Ok, well, I go to the head bouncer and tell him the situation. He turns pale and says, "what guy? Not that guy?" and proceeds to describe the dude that was in the bathroom stall.

Turns out the guy is the son of a famous NY mobster that had an interest in the bar. He tells me to go back there and straighten it out right away.

I go back to the bathroom, obviously terrified, and come in just as this dude is washing his hands at the sink. I apologize for the misunderstanding and tell him to let me know the next time he needs a stall so i can clear out the bathroom.

He just shakes his head, tips me a $5 and leaves.