Chu~! [Artist: ram-jam]

You guys know how I got stabbed by my psycho ex last week?

Yeah, this week kept getting worse, I actually have 2 stories to share this week.

First one, I got jumped on Friday night by two dumbasses who actually believed that I raped/abused my ex. I was walking a friend home, (it was late, and I have a crush on her, and she's the new student who replaced my psycho ex) So, when she gets home safely, I go back to my house, and along the way, I'm greeted with two seniors from my school! I'm only a junior in High school! One of them said, "Hey, aren't you the guy who raped his girlfriend." And I was like, "Nope, she lied, you're mistaken." I guess they didn't hear that, because the other one says, "Scumbags like you don't deserve someone like her," I replied with ,"Bruh, you for real?" After some awkward silence, I said, "Well, gentlemen, I can clearly see why you two have encountered me in dark road at 10:50 PM, I doubt you want to go out for coffee! So I'm going to have to ask you 2 to back the fuck off..."

That seemed to get through to them! The bigger guy charged at me first with a wide right hook, I just dodged and punched, he was down and out in one hit. After realizing what I did, I recompose myself and shout to the other guy, "Ya know, if both of you charged at me, you would've taken me down!"

That made the other guy angry, so he runs at me with a straight jab, I dodge that, but then he actually finished off with a backwards roundhouse kick to my face that I didn't see. So, that hit me pretty good.

Dude charged at me with a right hook, so I was like, "Dude, you're making this too easy" all I had to do was dodge, grab his right arm, and....SNAP

So, he was down! They both were down! I reach for my phone, then I realize that I broke my hand, it was a comminuted fracture. (Broken in more than 2 places) A normal person would go, "Oh dear, I should get medical attention." Nope, not me, the first thing I said was, "Oh shit, I can't masturbate...Wait...What the fuck is wrong with me?"

Hehe, anyways, I called the police with my left hand and told them everything, and I got medical attention at the nearby hospital. So, that's my first story! Got into a fight with some idiots. Luckily, I actually can fight.

The...The other story is a bit difficult for me to tell...

Basically, I was talking to zero-chan on Monday, and I received a call from my mother's emergency work phone, I've never been called by that, so I assume it's something bad.

It was, my mother had suffered from a heart attack while she was at work. So, I'm panicking my ass off, because she's the only person who has ever stayed by my side and never abandoned me. I rush to the ER, (I asked the neighbors for a ride, and they were like, "Oh shit! Hop in!") When I get there, they are refusing to let me see her, saying that they are still treating her. After sitting there for what feels like an eternity, I finally get some news from the doctor.

"She's in a stable condition, and is fine... But we were too late to resuscitate her, she's in a coma."

Those words will always stick with me.

They allowed me permission to see her, so I do, and the sight of seeing someone who is so strong, always roughed her way through the thickest shit, being in such a weak and vulnerable state. The only person who ever cared for me, despite others leaving me, the thought of losing her was unfathomable. Painful, even.

Ugh, after sulking by her bedside for a bit, I fall asleep on her lap, I dunno for how long. I fell asleep feeling scared, lonely, and forsaken, wondering why I was dealt this deck of cards. Wondering why it couldn't have been me instead.

I wake up to the feeling of someone stroking my hair and face. I open my eyes, and there she was, still smiling. She softly says, "Hey there, sleepy head."

OKAY, GIMME A MOMENT, I'M CRYING JUST REMEMBERING THIS, HOLD UP

The rush of emotions I felt is just indescribable, but the rush of tears were worth a million words, I hugged her sobbing my eyes out. I pull back and wipe my eyes, and say something like, "The amount of bullshit you've put me through these last few hours is incomprehensible" She flicked my nose and said, "Well, you know I would never leave you." For a bit of background, we have more of a brother and sister relationship, rather than a mother and son. We both help each other out, I do the household chores, cleaning and cooking, while she brings home the money.

Afterwards, she told me how she might be there for a few weeks, and how she wanted me to go home and get some rest. So, I heed her advice, promising that I'd come to visit her everyday.

It's been a hectic and terrible few weeks for me. But, remember how I said that there was a new student who I've already became good friends with? Well, she said that she wanted to stay at my house for a few weeks so she can help me out, especially with my broken hand. So, I have a roommate!

I have a crush on my roommate! Damn it!

Like I said, I hope other people are having a much better week than I am, mine is just shit after shit. But, ya know, I picked myself back up. :)

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