Cringing so hard...

But what if....God forbid....he likes being just friends. Maybe they dated in highschool it didn't work out, now he uses her to get laid by other chicks. Maybe he's playing the subtle con, befriend her, make her get used to spending time with you, make her laugh, go out together, then one night, after you both have had a little to drink, kiss her, not all out just a little peck, next day, claim you don't remember, must have been the liquor talking cause your just interested in being friends, do this multiple times, always just a peck though, unless she attempt more, then stop it after making out for a few seconds, say it's wrong, you shouldn't being doing this, you're just friends, never admit to remembering it, continue as normal, be her best friend, if she talks to other men, don't show your jealousy, bide your time, slowly get more aggressive with your moves, if she bring up another guy while y'all are out drinking, kiss he to shut her up, hey, you've kissed her multiple times up til this point, if she hasn't rejected you yet, your Golden, big move is coming up, you've been "drunk" every time you've kissed her, now your gonna upgrade, do it when you sober, wait til you hang out one night, before you leave grab her around the waist with one arm, pull her close, gently place your free hand on her cheek and kiss her. Kiss her like she is the only person you have ever wanted to kiss your entire life. If she doesn't reject you, youre Golden, she at least wants you a little. Don't kiss too long, you're not trying to get laid tonight, you're watering the seeds you planted while you were "drunk". After you've kissed for a few seconds, pull bad, half smile like the cocky motherfucker you should be and tell her to have a goodnight. Leave. Here is the single most crucial part of turning the tide, you can text first but DO NOT text anything about the night other than you had a good time, and MAYBE that you wanna hang out again soon. Don't be clingy, if you don't hang out for a week, it's ok, you'll be fine. Now key moment, invite her over, offer to cook for her, it doesn't have to be amazing, but God damnit have a fucking bottle of wine, you should know what kind of wine she is into by now, if you don't you're a lost cause. It doesn't have to be expensive of a certain brand just a decent bottle. Invite her over, make sure you tell her a time that guarantees she get there while youre cooking, remember when I said get a bottle of wine? Get two, open one, make sure your drinking that when she. Shows up, as soon as she walks in kiss her, your lips will taste like wine, she will fucking love that, when she comments on it, offer her a glass. This still isn't the night for getting laid, sorry bud, tonight is about being romantic and getting comfortable being close to each other, you finish cooking, make her god damn plate for her like a gentleman, don't be a douche. After dinner, you both should be bubbly from the wine, ask her to watch a movie with you, I prefer something mildly humorous for this, but something you can easily ignore. When you sit down on the couch grab her, pull her close kiss her on the side/top of the head, if she doesn't reject you, boom Golden, now your cuddling. You got from this point kid, treat her like a lady, and she won't ever wanna leave. High five yourself. Boom, you just got your girl.

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