Daily Thread - August 12, 2018

All my cat does is follow me around, begging for more mariners wins. This fat little shit can't get enough mariners wins. It doesn't matter if it’s by 1 run, 2 runs, a walk off or a blowout, he begs and begs for more. More wins he mews at 8am More he screeches at 12pm MORE he yells at midnight. This is the brokenist cat I've ever met. Wants nothing to do with losses. Just wins. Let me tell you something, when the mariners win is placed before him, he goes crazy over it. He doesn't look up from the w at all. At times there are audible noises that I've never heard a cat make. After the mariners win, he kneads at the carpet for a few minutes. I cant escape him. I'm thinking about returning him to the pound of which he originated with a warning - ADDICTED TO WINS!

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