Ducks are not birds

Exactly. That last part. The one that keeps our idiots indoors, that is my country. We make sure they just stay drunk as we want them happy but just not… embarrassing us. I wonder if it’s OK to tell where I live. Let’s just say… I can see America from my house. Actually, what I meant is American citizens. These fuckers keep coming up into our country & royally fucking our shit up. Here’s a clue… Foodie. It’s standard to eat & drink well here. If you like to cook like I do, food can become the entire reason for your existence & no one will question whether that might make you a bit boring. Another clue: one traditional beverage comes in a bag here, and I’m allergic to it so I’ve never bought a bag of that particular liquid.

But seriously, fuck these creeps for bringing their antivaxxer asses & all of their unwashed, uneducated COVID-mucus-faucet crotch monkeys. And fuck them for trying to take our donuts.

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