Mr. Cancer was a very angry troll.

He was so angry he at least swore 69 times a month.

69 times a month!

Mr. Cancer had a very bad potty mouth.

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On one morning Mr. Cancer talked to his friend, Mr. Capricorn in the computer.

“WHO IS IT?” screamed Mr. Cancer.

“It’S mE yOuR iNvErTaBrOtHeR!” said Mr. Capricorn.

He pulled a face. He may be his friend but it wasn’t really the time.

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Mr. Cancer is dragging the unconscious body of Mr. Gemini to escape the crazy Mr. Capricorn.

honk

“OHGOGOHGOGOHGOGOHGOG” exclaimed Mr. Cancer

You can see Mr. Cancer is very worried.

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“AWWW, HELL NO!” shouted Mr. Cancer.

He had enough. Mr. Cancer did not like Mr. Capricorn hurting Little Miss Libra so he grabbed his sickle and ran towards him.

But Mr. Capricorn grabbed Little Miss Libra’s cane stabbed Mr. Cancer leaving to fall into the lava.

Oh, poor Mr. Cancer.

Skips even more pages

Mr. Cancer and Mr. Disc are now in a relationship even though it wasn’t said in the story whatsoever.

Like what the heck, that’s just stupid.

Skip to the end

Mr. Cancer and his friends finally claimed their prize and created the universe to live in.

THE AMBIGUOUS END.