Ah yes, Santa's twin gay brother, Fanta. Started a soda company and wore bright red daisy dukes as he danced with the fanta chicks. He was cast out of his family by Saint Nicholas, their Father. Times are changing though. He is a staple in homes across the San Francisco and Texas areas. As people are becoming more accepting of the LGBTQ community, you can sometimes hear him laughing on a cold winter night, in the back alleys and restrooms of gay bars. His smart sleigh is pulled by pomeranians and to get on his nice list it is said you must be a little naughty on cocktail night. If you ever see a condom hanging from a glory hole on Christmas Eve it is advised to not bother it. It is for Fanta to put in goodies and yum yums for all of his naughty/nice supporters. Leave poppers and chamomile tea for him to eat.