The guy talking about the “yo someone’s taking a shit” below reminded me of a story.

There was a notorious idiot at our school, but he was actually pretty popular because he was so ridiculous and loud that it was funny. Anyway, this kid tried to do the “yo someone’s taking a shit” to me in the locker room one time before practice and he kicked his door of the stall. The entire stall just blew apart, and it ripped huge holes in the wall. Everyone in the locker room just got to see me making mud in this bathroom.

About a week later I got called to the school cops office and had to give a statement about what happened and the school ended up charging the kid with criminal destruction of property. To get out of it the kid committed to the armed forces, and ended up spending like 4 years in the millitary. Now he posts weed memes on FB for like 8 hours a day.