Funny and screwed up deliveries

TL:Dr drunk guy examines me as I pull up and rants about me smoking in my car on the way.

Drunk guy on new years put in the notes to deliver to the backyard. I pull up to the house, put out my smoke in my car ashtray and grabbed the skip bag that the Uber order was in(contrary to my name I always zip my bag i just don't zip to their house if there is no tip and I always use bag for uber orders as hot food is good incentive to tip.) The guy is waiting for me at the back and he's mad and says: So this is how food delivery works now huh? Smoking cigarettes with people's food in the car?" I said you ordered Uber right ? He goes yeah, so? I said this is a skip bag and Uber drivers are not required to use thermal bags not to mention the fact that this order is wrapped in three plastic bags, i guarantee you will have no smoke in your food, as for if there is a next time I'll be sure to "skip" the thermal bag and ride with it in the trunk. i opened my bag placed it on the table beside him and stared into his soul while I walked slowly backwards back to my car because you can't trust drunkards in that neck of the woods.

/r/skipthedishes Thread