New god Koalemos!
The imbecilic nuisance!
Pantheon: Greek
Guardian
Passive: Mindless: Koalemos is not very bright, all damage dealt by basic attacks heals the enemy for a small percentage and deals damage to himself equal to the amount healed..
Ability 1: "Shortsighted": Koalemos gains massive movement speed and +2.17568932 protections while being unable to see. Koalemos doesn't stop until the duration has passed. mana: some duration: until Koalemos feels like stopping cooldown: until Koalemos has had a snack Scaling: Koalemos sits in the corner for 20/25/30/30/35 minutes after behaving recklessly
Ability 2: "Beat the bad people!": Koalemos picks up a nearby teammate and hurls them to the enemy Titan while spamming VAM VAM VAM! mana: 50/51/52/53/53.1 range: infinite cooldown: 1 second Scaling: He ate the chart, so we will just say it doesn't.
Ability 3: "What diversity?": Koalemos is not too bright, he doesn't know why everyone is fighting and who is friend and who is foe. When activated all players including Koalemos, lose all of their mana, protections, and are disarmed until they hug out their differences. Also, Koalemos dives all the towers in a lane to get to the enemy Titan and hug it. Disclaimer: this ability does not affect: Fire giant, Gold Fury, Jungle camps, Towers, or the Titan. mana: 50/55/55/60/150 Duration: 20s Scaling: Koalemos takes +10/15/20/25/40 damage from all sources for the rest of the match.
Ultimate: "Hey guys, I'll win the game for us": Koalemos shouts "Hey guys, I'll win the game for us!" as loud as he can and will turn into a Koala. After turning into a Koala, Koalemos has a 99.99% chance to Fly around the map at hyper speed, going through objects and grabbing his teammates, unfortunately due to Koalemos being the moron he his, he thinks his teammates are enemies and so he will suicide bomb himself in to the ground with his teammates so hard, that the season one map makes a comeback with the Minotaur, release Nemesis, and Gauntlet of Thebes suddenly appears once again. The enemy team also gets a free Fire Giant next game, and it counts as 3 wins for them, and 3 losses for koalemos' team. mana: ALL OF IT Cooldown: Next game Scaling: Why does it need this again?
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