I’m going to keep a list of questions & answer I keep seeing in these retarded ass comments.

I am a professional daytime trader with over 15 days of trading experience.

Q: Should I get it in? A: Are you retarded?

Q: Is it too late? A: Does everyone and your wife’s bf know about GME?

Q: When should I buy? A: January 1st 2021

Q: How do I get a lambo? A: Buy at market open with everything you own.

Q: I’m here for the gains! Fuck Wall Street! When can I get in? A: Market buy at open with as much money as you have, if you’re retarded of course.

Q: What’s a cheaper stonk? A: AMC, BB, NOK, KODK, BBBY

Q: I need to make a fuck load of money in the next 24 hours what do I do! A: hold the following GME, AMC, BB, NOK, KODK, BBBY as they are shorted.

Q: Why should I trust you? A: I’m an idiot do the opposite of my dumbass if you want to win at life.

None of this is investing advice, only a test to see how retarded you actually are.