You guys know this pose

I've always hated it.

It never made sense that one of the most lithe characters had the most amount of breast movement, when much more endowed humans had hardly any movement at all. The bounce in itself is meant to characterize a playful, care free personality... except night elves are amazon badasses who mobilized a predominately female fighting force to rebel 700lb demon blooded orcs. Girly girls running around with their wrists at shoulder height isn't exactly the spitting image of badassery, is it?

But i'm not saying it's wrong to love women or the things that make them women. I'm not one to shame someone for enjoying these things at all! They're fantasy games and they should endulge our imagination!

But I despise the dishonesty and the lack of logic. If a boob is going to move, it should move when you swing a weapon or when a character lands on the ground! I've never seen a woman jump in place because she was bored, thrusting her chest for maximum breast movement... In fact, women seem to do everything they can to prevent their breasts moving in a non-sexual tense.

And that's my 20 years too late rant about a video game model.

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