harambe

Actually everything from BB to belt-fed. From black powder to tracer rounds. My favorite? a 5mm Sheridan Blue Streak (pneumatic). I'm old. I outgrew guns. I don't have anything against gun ownership per se, I just don't get the need to "fetishize" this kind of shit. Basically, as a crotchety old bastard, I'm saying: Who cares about how the Spetznaz or Russian anti-terror people train? Who is ever going to need to do this? How applicable to real life is this to the average redditor? It's just some hick trying to suck in his fat belly and look tough next to a Russian with a gun... and he gets to say "tactical". Woo-hoo! The interweb machine is full of fuckers glorifying militaristic bullshit, and other (usually much younger) fuckers sporting big ol' boners spouting off all their expertise and never missing an opportunity to shout out "trigger discipline", or worship snipers. How the fuck relevant is this to anyone, and do we really need rednecks on YouTube promoting all things "tactical"? TACTICAL Y'ALL Now, if you'll excuse me, Wheel of Fortune is about to come on and I've got kids out on my lawn.

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