How far will Vivek Ranadive get draft Trae Young to fulfill his well-documented obsession of getting a Steph Curry clone?

Vlade: "Have a seat Trae"

Young: "I appreciate you guys taking the time to schedule this workout."

Vlade: Smiles "It was our pleasure"

Vivek: Continues to stare

Vlade: "Isn't that right Vivek?"

Vivek: Stands up and begins pacing slowly

Door knocks

Vivek: "Come in."

Vlade: "Hey Buddy, what are you doing here?"

Buddy: "Mr. Ranadive asked me to come here around 2:30."

Vivek: "Thank you Buddy, you may leave."

Buddy: "Uh.......ok."

Door closes

Vivek: "Trae, what did you just see?"

Young: "You mean Buddy Hield? He is a close friend and me......"

Vivek: Interrupts "Did that look like Steph Curry to you?"

Young: "I'm sorry, I don't understand."

Vivek: Removes trench coat "You see these stretch marks on my penis Trae? I have had these since Steph was at Davidson."

Vlade: "Vivek please don't do this again....."

Vivek: Moves close to Trae Young "Now tell me Trae, are you prepared to be my Stephen Curry?"

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