3. If you had the power to remove an AFL team, who would it be?

If you had the power to remove an AFL team, who would it be?

It's exactly as described, but 2029 is the year you are renamed from the Geelong Cats to the Rosses Bosses, your guernseys are changed to plain white with a massive picture of Ross Lyons face on it, and your song is just twenty minutes of chanting "Rosssssssssssssssssssssy". No one, including your players and fans wants to win because of this, but it turns out the performance clause in Ross's contract was accidentally back to front and he can only be fired if he wins every game in a season, not loses every game as intended.

In a positive thought the newly named Ross Lyon Stadium has had further upgrades to allow nearly 60k people to attend games down in Geelong.

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