Okay, so i'm gonna say why they're shit.

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Starts with saying if he owned the club he'd do better. But then also acts like a nice guy and saying he'll cut them slack, effectively making his previous comment mean nothing. He then recaps what we've all seen in the BS media. Laca isn't "too quiet" in his secret channels. he has literally said he doesn't want to join, even after we've had bids accepted.

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Doesn't really add anything. Elliot Lee has already left the club. Hendrie obviously hasn't shown as much as they'd hoped, but that's fine. Henry's opinion doesn't even discuss him, only the number of CBs we have. Poyet is pretty simple too, not adding anything that anyone with access to wikipedia could add.

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Again, nothing new with Enner and Sakho. Obiang and Tomkins is the only thing that requires ANY thought in the entire article. And even then it doesn't require inside knowledge, only a bit of a brain to see that neither were not first choice last season. And Tomkins has had bids come in for him.

I don't really care about ITKs, good or bad. I just feel like this was a throw away article that didn't need to be written. probably to meet his quota of articles.