Vince comes down quietly to the ring. He stares longingly at the WWE logo with a tear in his eye. A short montage of the good times plays on the Titantron probably with some lame Five for Fighting song. The whole crowd is confused.
Vince stands in the middle of the ring and grabs a mic.
"Ladies and Gentlemen...it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that tonight will be the last episode of Monday Night Raw. For the next three hours we will be saying goodbye by showing you the good times, the bad times, and having past and present superstars speak about their time in WWE. Then for the main-event we will have a final send-off Fatal 4-Way No-DQ 60-minute Ironman match for the All-Divisions Championship. Thank you everyone, goodnight."
The crowd is in tears, it is the end of an era. The montages play and the emotional superstars speak. Finally, the last match has come.
CM Punk?!?! CM Punk is on his way to the ring!
"I am a real A-merican" OOOOOOH MYYYYY! HULK HOGAN IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING!!!
"Enough is enough and it's time for a change!" MY GOD MAGGLE ARE WE SEEING A GHOST?! OWEN HART IS HERE RIGHT NOW!
Duggaduggadow Duggaduggadow! This can't be! This just can't be! CHRIS BENOIT IS ALIVE AND ON HIS WAY TO THE RING!!!!
The match is so good it makes Meltzer's head explode but he still makes a cunty tweet about Hogan's performance bringing down the match to a 4.75 star.
All four men stop and grab a mic to talk.
CM Punk: "You see, you've all firmly believed the last couple years has been the Reality Era. There's something you need to understand, wrestling has never been fake, your existence and the existence of the entire universe outside of this ring has been a work."
Hogan: "Let me tell you something, brothers! CM Punk never left, he just made you believe he left and you all fell for it. When I said "niggers" a few times, that was me turning heel to make all of you believe that I was truly a racist pig. Well I got news for you, Jack! I donated all of my money to the NAACP; my divorces and alimony payments never happened dude! It's all been fake! My mustache comes right off!" rips off mustache and reveals second mustache underneath. Crowd gasps.
Owen: "I needed to be home with my family but you guys wouldn't let me go, so I faked my own death to put me into the annals of WWE Legends! The Montreal Screwjob was a work, my death was a work, I'm not even Bret's real brother! His real brother's name is Tadd!"
CM Punk: "Week-after-week you've bought into all of this bullshit while believing that every one of those "storylines" were fake. Undertaker is really magic, Kane is really a demon sent from hell who found his calling inside an office, Mick Foley was really a disgruntled man with multiple personality disorder!"
Hulk Hogan: "Heidenreich really raped Michael Cole. Mae Young really had sex with Mark Henry. The Rock became a movie star because that's who he was in the ring!"
Owen Hart: "John Cena donated his time to charity because he's a good guy! Brock Lesnar is really indestructible! Don't you see?!"
Chris Benoit: "I really killed my family because I needed to you all to know how rabid I really was. My death? It was all a work! And you know what?! You have one man to thank!"
"NO CHANCE YEAH THAT'S WHAT YA GOT!"
Vince: "IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!"