I need to tell someone about this and you are a great candidate.

I'm a Messi fan as most of us are. I go into long rants about how he is the GOAT to my bff/ roommate. Jokingly exaggerated but still.

He was convinced that if you guys signed Messi I would switch teams. I explained that that is fucking stupid and I would just be scared. I've been watching since I was fecking 4. Twenty three years.

Then I said I'm not a bandwagon fan. I went to more games the year we won the wooden spoon then our championship years. He was convinced I would switch. He said he would if he was me. He has been demoted to BF.

I'm still upset at the insinuation.