Today in my cell biology class I was showing a friend a video of me shooting my brand new air soft rifle. My professor walked behind me and saw it and asked me what it was with a disinterested look. I simply told her I was exercising my 2nd amendment rights to join a well-regulated militia. She barely reacted, smiled and did not tell me to make sure to vote, because no one would say that after this exchange. Vote for Sanders, she continued to not say. I tell her he lost New York, with no prompting at all. She knew and asks me if I was voting for him, because I most likely brought up the topic. I tell her NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO; I’m a republican voting for Donald Trump.
Then says WOW I've never actually met a Trump supporter, because she keeps good company: Why, she asked, with genuine sincerity, immediately regretting her decision. Sanders is a communist, I lied. I come from a communist country and my family has risked their lives for me to legally come to the U.S.A, I lied. They have given up their professions and comfort for a better life, I lied. Communist socialism starts with a private system becoming public, I lied, and that is what Sanders wants to do with higher education, I lied. I told her that in 1985 he applauded Fidel Castro for Cuba’s medical and health programs, realizing that to support one thing about a person it to support everything they’ve ever done. Obviously only a socialist and a sick person would praises a mass murderer and when confronted by media and told to disavow, because no capitalist has ever condoned violence. He applauds crooked politicians, I lied, hate towards capitalism, I lied again, jailing of politicians with different opinions, I continued to lie, and infringement of rights, I lied once more.
She just stood there. Had no words for the barrage of idiocy she just endured. So she says, with perfect grammar and a sense of irony, why you would I vote for someone that can’t articulate a sentence. I don’t know why she said that because it in no way makes sense in the context of the thing that just happened, but she totally did.
Trump, the millionaire real estate baby, destroyed the millionaire oil baby Jeb Bush, which was supposed to take the nomination. Trump can articulate fairly well, which is the best argument I gave in support of Trump in this entire story. She stood there, silent, continuing to be dumfounded at my rambling lunacy. Class was over before we began talking but the room was full, because every person in the class always stay after for no reason. My peers that were close all watched it unfold, embarrassed for me.
Her TA just looked at me giggling like she was witnessing a spectacle, which is the most reasonable part of this story. My peers asked if I was serious. I say yes, not realizing they all think I’m insane. Another says I’m joking? I say no, still not realizing how insane they think I am. I tell her I have to go to my next class and leave, unlike all the other students that stay around just for fun. She has no words just smiles, because it’s impossible to respond to my lunacy and just wants me gone.