i have a pretty entertaining story
it was freshman year of high school around May, and my friends and I just started getting into smoking. I had smoked a joint a few times and a bowl once before with friends who had been smoking for a few months but never got high probably due to not knowing how to inhale. so one day i meet up with one of my female friends in my grade and another guy friend in the grade above after school. then we see some Juniors who i sort of knew outside the school and they invite us to walk to their house and toke up. we picked up dutches at a gas station, rolled two, passed around a bowl and a bubbler a few times. these kids were pretty established stoners. then this one kid pulls out like an 18 inch bong. i was introduced to the greeat world of bongs. took my first rip, had someone else light it and i pulled really hard milking it up but then coughed immediately and couldnt clear it. proceeded to cough for the next 5 minutes or so. i dont remember if i was high before i ripped the bong, but i certainly remember after, I've never been so high in my life. I completely zoned out in my chair on the patio we were on. then i realized how many people had showed up, there were like 15 people there now. my friends and i were gonna leave and get some food so i stood up and immediately started laughing and like falling to one side repeatedly. finally gained my balance, said bye to the new homies, and hit the road with my original two friends to walk to a stoner cafe downtown that was like a 20 minute walk.
on the walk i start to admire nature, and i realize that suddenly i feel like im in a movie. literally i had convinced myself that i was watching a movie about my life. so much so that i specifically remember walking face first into a tree branch because i thought i was just watching a movie and that the branch would not actually hit my face. it did. i laughed at myself.
we get to the cafe, which plays live music and is plastered with like 60s and 70s rock memorabillia and everyone who works there is a stoner. we go up to order and the guy taking our order leans into his buddy and says "these niggas are blazed as fuck." we all laughed about it, got our food and proceeded to stay there for like 3 hours until they finally closed. it was an amazing experience to this day i don't think I've ever gotten that high again.