"M" - Bernie Sanders

Let me give you some advice. I want to preface this with the fact that I have never had sex. However, I am a devote fan of Japanese Adult Videos. I have stumbled upon this genre in the past three months and now have a folder filled with JAV releases that occupies 2.3gbs and counting. These porns cover a wide range of females (stepmoms, sisters, nurses, schoolgirls, etc.) and narratives that allow me to effectively learn the social intricacies of interacting and making love to a woman. One of the most important things I have learned is that you MUST give a woman fellatio in order to please her. Foreplay is extremely important when you are having sex. Passion is one of the most arousing things for a girl. When I find my ideal girl (A rich landlord that performs yoga wearing one-piece tights in the apartment gym), I will do everything in my ability to please her so she will fall in TRUE love with me. Here is what I plan to do: First, I will kiss her and consciously breathe heavily while our noses are grazing each other's. This will help to daze her. After a good 5 minutes of straight tongue kissing, the passion will exponentially grow I'll slowly undress her and throw her down on the bed. Sometimes, women enjoy receiving aggression. This is where fellatio begins. I begin licking her pussy with my tongue vigorously. I'll take a pointer from my buddy Ip Man here: Horizontal, vertical. Tongue pathing is very important. Also, try to rub her clit simultaneously. Once she cums, make sure to lick much of the fluid up and continue licking her pussy. Once she reinvigorates, go back to kissing her, while fluid swapping your solution of saliva and pussyjuice multiple times. The taboo will turn her on further. If you are lucky, she will reciprocate the same process. After that, penetration is smooth sailing from there and she will come back lusting. Her pussy lips will clench and tighten around my dick because I am pleasuring her so well that she's craving my carnage.

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