3. I’m so sexy that no one wants to date me. What do I do?

I’m so sexy that no one wants to date me. What do I do?

I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan New York, and Japan I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car Too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat What do you think about that?

I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk On the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my Too sexy for my Too sexy for my 'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat Too sexy for my cat Poor pussy Poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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