A few years back I was working 2 jobs both in walking distance of my house, one of the them was a bar. Anyway one night I get off work and get drunk afterwards since I'm already at the bar, and I'm walking home this cold winter night when suddenly I really need to piss, luckily I right by my other job that's completely closed and I have a key to the front door, unluckily as I'm trying to get the door unlocked I fail to hold back the flood gates and end up with a very wet leg in front of this building. So I go in and take my pants off in the middle of the dark lobby and take them to the back laundry room, rinse them off in the sink and toss them in the dryer. Of course I went back to the lobby (naked from the waist down) to clean up my mess with paper towels. Sobered up in the back room on my phone hoping no one else would randomly show up.