Listen. I am not being overly sensitive.

Maybe I mistook your self-pity for sensitivity.

First off, my original point was that the "satire" sounds like a normal twitter user at this point and like other people have commented could be mistaken for an actual user's thoughts.

I understood this point. It's literally the point I called stupid. No, this isn't what a "normal twitter user" would post. The person who posted this literally posted it to belittle people who would think that this is a "normal twitter user" kind of post. Your understanding of the world is embarrassingly skewed.

Then you being "smart" or "edgy", decided to instead of simply disagreeing, you called me dumb for not understanding it.

There's nothing edgy about anything I've said. I've just told you the truth. You deserve the truth.

Also how did you get from my post making fun of twitter to saying I have a "skewed sense of the world".

How many times does this need to be explained to you?

Lastly, again, this satire wasn't obvious like most content on the sub, but I am so sorry that I am not as intelligent as you.

Apology accepted.