3. Most people are buried in suits and stuff so a zombie apocalypse would be a form...

Most people are buried in suits and stuff so a zombie apocalypse would be a formal event

Come on, we all know if the zombie Apocalypse happened, sooner or later those dead fuckers will dig their way out and crash the party.

[–]sonyka 74 points 2 hours ago  OT, but I love you just because you distinguish between "modern day 'zombies'" and traditional zombies. (I call them "OG zombies.") Thank you. ::mwah:: permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]hawaiian0n 31 minutes ago  Oh god, I think he just bit you. You're infected now. mwah permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]StoneHolder28 25 minutes ago  mwah permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]SkulduggeryDude 12 minutes ago  mwah permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]braintrustinc 25 minutes ago  muah OMG, does this mean I'm going to start talking about Zombies to my friends all the time? mwah permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Icarus_Dee 19 minutes ago  What does the OG stand for? I think historically, zombies were dead people being "voodoo'd" to life. I'm not sure if these corpses were buried before being reanimated. I think popular culture zombies are based off of George Romero films and now The Walking Dead. The only zombie film I remember watching where the dead literally rise from the grave is Return of the Living dead...which is technically a comedy. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]GludiusMaximus 15 minutes ago  Original Gangster permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]ItHurstToBeThisGood 13 minutes ago  OG means "Original Gangsta", and is commonly used as a replacement for just "original". permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]GumdropGoober 3 minutes ago  OG stands for "Ol Gringo", a term of great respect among the Mexican-American community, who revere these elderly white people as their gods, who have risen once more to lead them towards a still rather mysterious goal. Source: I write Urban Dictionary entries. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]fuqitol 3 minutes ago  Mwah'lady. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]CoozeCruiseY2K 44 points 1 hour ago  People used to dress up to go to the mall or on planes or ANYTHING really. Can't we even have a classy zombie apocalypse? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]congratzer 15 points 1 hour ago  Kanye would be the classiest one in the building permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]alphafox823 9 points 33 minutes ago  In the night I hear em growl The coldest zombies ever groan Somewhere far along this road he lost his skull To a zombie so brainless--leeeee-eeeeeee-eeeessss How could you be so brainless permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]bigfootaka316 6 points 42 minutes ago  I'ma let you finish but beyonce was the classiest zombie of all time! permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Captainbosspirate 0 points 46 minutes ago  He is already a zombie if I recall. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]broncosfighton -1 points 46 minutes ago  He'd be the wheezing grunting and gurgling of this generation. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Icarus_Dee 21 minutes ago  Now all the zombies will just be in pajama pants and Uggs. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Theta_Zero 10 points 1 hour ago  Which is why I wear a suit at all times. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]hasnonaim 3 points 54 minutes ago  Well prepared..... I respect that. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Kim_Jong_Goon 2 points 42 minutes ago  Barney Stinson? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]mxryniak94 7 points 33 minutes ago  Have u even seen kill bill? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]J3507 4 points 1 hour ago  What about a dead person? permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]marsgreekgod 1 point 44 minutes ago  well they apparently can't. if they can we haven't noticed permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]79rettuc 1 point 41 minutes ago  We haven't noticed because along with their super strength, they also turn invisible. You know that piece of hair that feels like it's being touched? It's not the wind. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]HatedSovietLion 2 points 34 minutes ago  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccKX8dzPlik https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKm-k9Yo4W8 IS IT?! TELL THAT TO BATMAN permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]Snipey13 24 minutes ago  That's pretty damn dark. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]WolfKid 22 minutes ago  I thought you were making a jab at office workers with your first line.. permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]BonTonVon 7 minutes ago  Don't tell Quentin Tarantino that permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply [–]itssfrisky 1 point 38 minutes ago  This! permalinksaveparentreportgive goldreply

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