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Measures for Minsk agreements enforcement.

Immediate and full ceasefire in Donetsk and Lugansk regions of Ukraine starting 00:00 15.02.2015 Kiev time.

Withdrawal of all heavy weaponry by both sides of the conflict to equal distance in order to create a safe zone minimum 50 km for artillery systems of 100mm and higher caliber, 70 km for rocket artillery and 140 km for rocket artillery systems "Tornado-S", "Smerch", "Uragan" and "Tochka U" tactical system (cluster missiles):

For Ukranian forces: from actual front line;

For separatist forces: from front line according to Minsk memorandum of 19.09.2014. Withdrawal of the aforementioned weaponry is to be initiated no later than 2nd day of ceasefire and to take no longer than 14 days. This will be aided by OSCE with support of the Three-Party contact group.

Provide effective monitoring and verification of ceasefire and withdrawal of heavy weaponry by OSCE since first day of withdrawal, using all necessary surveillance means, including satellites, UAVs, radar, etc.

On the first day after withdrawal parties are to initiate talks on modalities of local elections in accordance with Ukranian legislation and Ukranian law "of temporary local authority order in Donetsk and Lugansk regions", as well as future status of these regions in accordance with aforementioned law.

Immediately after signing this agreement, Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine is to pass the order with indication of territory, to which this special mode of authority is applied in accordance with Ukranian law "of temporary local authority order in Donetsk and Lugansk regions" based on the line established by Minsk memorandum of 19.09.2014.

Provide immediate amnesty by enforcing the law banning prosecution and punishment of, to all individuals in connection to the events that took place in Donetsk and Lugansk regions.

Provide release and exchange of all hostages and unlawfully detained individuals by principle of "all for all". This is to be finished no later than 5th day after withdrawal [of weaponry].

Provide safe access to, delivery, storage and distribution of humanitarian aid to those in need based on international procedures.

Establish modalities of full restoration of socio-economic relations, including social transactions, such as payment of pensions, income, timely coverage of all housing bills, continuation of tax procedures (legislation) within Ukrainian law field. To that end Ukraine is to restore its control of banking segment in the regions touched by conflict, and possibly an international procedure will be established to ease these transactions.

Restoration of full control over state border from Ukrainian government's side across the entire conflict zone, starting on the first day after local elections and finishing after full political resolution (local elections in Donetsk and Lugansk regions in accordance with Ukrainian law, and constitutional reform) by the end of 2015 with condition of fullfillment of point 11 - in consultations and agreement with representatinves of Donetsk and Lugansk regions as part of Contact Group.

Withdrawal of all foreign armed forces, vehicles and mercenaries from Ukrainian territory under OSCE surveillance. Full disarmament of illegal armed groups.

Constitutional reform in Ukraine with new constitution going into effect before the end of 2015, which would include, as a key element, decentralization (minding specific regions of Donetsk and Lugansk regions, on agreement with representatives of those territories), as well as passing of permanent legislation of special status of Donetsk and Lugansk regions in accordance to the measures specified below.

These measures, in accordance with Ukranian law "of temporary local authority order in Donetsk and Lugansk regions", include: - amnesty of individuals who took part in the events in Donetsk and Lugansk regions from any and all discrimination, prosecution and punishment. - right for language self-determination - local authorities taking part in selection of heads of police ("prokuratura" - this is closer to FBI) and courts in Donetsk and Lugansk regions. - ability for local executive authorities to make agreements with respective local authorities regarding economic, social and cultural development of Regions - State supports socio-economic development of Regions - Support from central authorities of cross-border cooperation of Regions with Russian Federartion regions - Creation of local civilian militia with the aim of maintaining order in Regions. - Authority of local commitees members elected at elections ordered by Rada cannot be terminated before expiration of term.

In accordance with Ukranian law "of temporary local authority order in Donetsk and Lugansk regions" all issues regarding local elections will be discussed and agreed upon with representatinves of Regions as part of Three-party Contact Group. Elections will be conducted under OSCE surveillance.

Intensify the Contact Group work, including creation of work groups for carrying out Minsk agreements. They will reflect the composition of Contact Group.

Members of Contact Group: Ambassador Heidi Taliavini, 2nd president of Ukraine Leonid Kuchma, Russian abmassador in Ukraine M. Zurabov, A.V. Zakharchenko, I.V. Plotnitskiy.

EDIT: So let me get this straight. I translate this document so everyone cal fully understand and I get downvotes? What is wrong with you.

EDIT 2: Spelling, grammar. I wrote this in a hurry over lunch.

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