3. This note to a beautiful angel

This note to a beautiful angel

>be me
>in line at grocery store
>some unhinged looking person is holding up the line
>thinking they might start opening fire
>goddamit I just want to go home and get high
>holdingoutforahero.mp3
>"hey man let me get those for you"
>unhinged person is waiting for me outside the store
>"thank you so much kind stranger, I would like to repay you, where do you live?"
>ohfuckfuckfuckimgonnagetrobbed.flv
>give unhinged person my friend's address from school
>finally get home
>get high
>some time passes
>log onto reddit
>see post about a beautiful angel
>ohmylawdthatsme.jpg
>people think I'm an angel
>start developing heavenly superiority complex
>use new powers to torture my enemies

feels good man

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