The only person Michael has been said to be attracted to is, get ready for this, his sister, Judith. John Carpenter has said numerous times he killed his sister for sexual reasons, and Judith’s murder was highly sexualised, what with her being nude, her having just had sex and Michael looking at the unmade bed before stabbing her in the chest, this is expanded upon in the 1978 novel and the comics (that are canon to the H20 timeline)

Another extremely gross thing is that the only time Michael has actually had sex was when he raped his niece, which once again, What The Fuck.

This series is great and all but it’s got a weird thing about incest. Myers needs to find some women outside of his bloodline.