BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD COP OUT
Butthead: "Hey Beavis. What time does the game store close."
Beavis: "Uhhhh I don't know. I think like, 8 o'clock or something."
Butthead: "I wanna buy this new game. Do we have any money?"
Beavis: "Uhhhh no. I spent all my money on tacos and lighters yesterday."
Butthead: "Dammit, Beavis. Well do you wanna go and see if we can bargain with the store manager for the game. I'm sure we could like, haggle with him or something. Uh huh huh."
Beavis: "Uh, yeah! Yeah let's try to haggle or something."
Butthead: "Cool."
Beavis and Butthead make there way down to the store around closing time and find that something is wrong.
Butthead: "Uhhh hey, Beavis. Why are the windows broken?"
Beavis: "Uhhh I don't know."
Butthead: "The door's wide open, too. Uhhh, hello? Is anybody home?"
Beavis: "Uhhhh we're here to haggle! We demand to pay half-price!"
The boys hear a crash from inside the dark store and then suddenly are knocked to the ground by two dark figures who run out of the store with games in hand
Butthead: "AHHHHH! MY EYE!"
Beavis: "AHHHHHH! OK OK WE'LL PAY FULL PRICE! WE'LL PAY! WE'LL PAY!"
Butthead: "What the hell was that!?"
Beavis: "The manager is gonna kill us! Let's get out of here!"
Butthead turns around to see two teenagers running down the street
Butthead: "Uhhh, I think they those guys just robbed the store."
Beavis: "What!?"
Butthead: "Yeah, they just like, took off with some games or something. They didn't even have to pay for them. Those buttholes better not have taken my game."
Beavis: "They didn't even pay!? Or haggle!?"
Butthead: "No, bunghole. Just help me find that game I wanna play."
Beavis: "Uhhh, OK."
Beavis and Butthead search the store for the game while they both clear out the stores counter's stash of sugar sweets and other candy
Butthead: "I found it! Awesome!"
Beavis: "Let me play first!"
Butthead: "No way butthole. I found it. Get in my way and I'll kick your ass."
Beavis: "Are you threatening me!? I am the Great Cornholio! I need PS3 for my bunghole!"
Butthead: "Settle down, Beavis. Just go over there and wait your turn or something while I play."
Beavis: "Heh heh. Fine. I'll go stand outside and be the lookout."
Cop sirens sound off down the street and two cop cars pull up right outside of the game store in front of Beavis
Cop 1: "Stay right there! Don't move! You're under arrest!"
Beavis: "Are you threatening me!? I am the Great Cornholio! I need PS3 for my bunghole! RATATATATA!"
Butthead: "Uh oh. This is bad, Beavis."
Cop 2: "Both of you put your hands up!"
Butthead: "Uhhhh my hands are playing PS3 right now, officer. Huh huh huh Beavis's hands are already up."
Beavis marches around in circles uttering gibberish with his hands in the air, shaking wildly
Cop 1: "Get the taser!"
Beavis: "Are you threatening me!? Are you threatening me!?
Taser crackle!
The boys are seen in the back of a police car, faces covered in ash and hair electrified
Beavis: "I don't wanna ever try to haggle again, Butthead. This is not cool."
Butthead: "Huhuhuh yeah, this sucks.